Ear Pain

I was out the other night at a karaoke bar.

While to many this would not seem to be anything exciting, those people have never heard me sing. I would be rejected from the America Idol worst of the worst field for fear of scaring young children.

But of course, everyone there was far too good at singing so I decided to get up there any put a little terror into them all. The look on their faces was absolutely priceless as I completely butchered my song. Thank God I lost all sense of decorum and shame long ago…